Ok, I don't know what my deal is today, but I'm cranky- I have my tail in a twist, I dont want to talk to people..and see that's a problem because my job is talking to people, caring, being nice-- well most days I don't have an problem with most of that and 99% of the time I LOVE to talk- talk to much I've been told!
I'm tired of people and TALKING!
here's a joke- maybe that'll cheer me up.
STUD ROOSTERA farmer went out one day and bought a brand newstud roosterfor his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, 'OK old man, time for you to retire.' The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?' The young rooster says, 'Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over.' The old rooster says, 'I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.' The young rooster laughs. 'You know you don't stand a chance, old man. So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start.' The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. The Old Rooster is squawking and running as hard as he can. The Farmer grabs his shotgun and- BOOM - he blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, 'Dang...Third queer rooster I bought this month.'
Moral of this story?
Don't mess with the OLDER GENERATION age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery always overcome youth and arrogance!
Lovingly??? well just written by just me...just jane.