Thursday, July 3, 2008

The Fourth and other musings

Well this weekend has turned 180 degrees... we're not going to join the other hearty campers in a near by park, we're going to work/play at home. Which is fine with me today, I have a thing going on in my neck and glad I don't have to worry about being in a tent... PLUS My FAVORITE FIRST (AND ONLY) HUSBAND offered to work on my craft room some this weekend! This is HUGE!! I hope we can get away next weekend for a little R&R as he has well deserved it- and WILL deserve it if he really does help with the basement project!!

I got this cute musing in the email today- wanted to share, and then on Monday I hope to post a few pictures from this weekend!

Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.
When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle.
It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
A penny saved is a government oversight.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time,
but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because
by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
He who hesitates is probably right.
Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are ' XL.'
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it.
For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt .
Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs?'
Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age
and start bragging about it.
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Some people try to turn back their odometers.
Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way.
I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
One of the many things no one tells you about aging is
that it is such a nice change from being young.
Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper.
It's worse when you forget to pull it down.
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft.
Today, it's called golf.
Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth...AMEN

1 comment:

Jen Sue Wild said...

Jane I found a minute to check out your lovley blog!! It is very up lifting. I really enjoy you quotes!!
Hugs Jen

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